animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT UP? I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT YOUR BROTHER’S A TOTAL LIGHTWEIGHT. WE SMOKED HALF A JOINT AND HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS IN LIKE, TEN MINUTES.
IN OTHER NEWS, MIAMI’S DOWN BY SIX. IT’S NOT EVEN HALFTIME, THOUGH.
BEER ME.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT UP? I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT YOUR BROTHER’S A TOTAL LIGHTWEIGHT. WE SMOKED HALF A JOINT AND HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS IN LIKE, TEN MINUTES.

IN OTHER NEWS, MIAMI’S DOWN BY SIX. IT’S NOT EVEN HALFTIME, THOUGH.

BEER ME.

broasted:

For Christmas, we should all pitch in and adopt a Bro.

I’m Sarah Mclachlan and your call says, “I’m here to help, bro.”

"Fuck Qdoba — I’m going to Chipotle." - a bro

I throw my beer can
It bounces off the ho’s tits
WHAM, jiggle, jiggle 

- a bromosexual

"Jersey Shore" and "Entourage": Twilight of the Bros

They’re set in a dude utopia where it’s T-shirt time, all the time: a crew of party boys living out the wolf-pack dream, looking good, staying young forever and macking on the fine ladies. They’ve perfected the art of bromance to such a degree that there is no escape.