WHAT UP? I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT YOUR BROTHER’S A TOTAL LIGHTWEIGHT. WE SMOKED HALF A JOINT AND HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS IN LIKE, TEN MINUTES.
IN OTHER NEWS, MIAMI’S DOWN BY SIX. IT’S NOT EVEN HALFTIME, THOUGH.
BEER ME.
Edgar Allen Bro
For Christmas, we should all pitch in and adopt a Bro.
I’m Sarah Mclachlan and your call says, “I’m here to help, bro.”
(Source: rachelleet)
bro kitten in training.
bromittments: bros, beer, and bitches. in that order.
(Source: brotips)
“Fuck Qdoba — I’m going to Chipotle.” - a bro
I throw my beer can
It bounces off the ho’s tits
WHAM, jiggle, jiggle
- a bromosexual
"Jersey Shore" and "Entourage": Twilight of the Bros
They’re set in a dude utopia where it’s T-shirt time, all the time: a crew of party boys living out the wolf-pack dream, looking good, staying young forever and macking on the fine ladies. They’ve perfected the art of bromance to such a degree that there is no escape.